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Nick's Porkers |
Oh, the stories Porkers could tell! You have no idea how many things are going to be in this section. You see, Nick collects pigs. And they have wacky adventures, but also they are one big family. This is all about Nick's porkers. |
All Porkers |
Those are all 78 pigs. Here are all their names: ABNER BEAN BLUSH BOB BOX PORKER BRIDE PORKER CHROME CHROMO PORKER CLUE COLOR COOL DUDE PORKER DADDY PORKER DAISY DAVE DIAMOND DREAMY DUKE ERICK FLORIDA FLOYD FLUFFY FLYING PORKER FRANK FUZZ GOD PORKER HAPPY HEARTS HOG IRIS JACOB JESUS PORKER JOE JUNIOR KINZ LEPRE LI'L PORKER LOUISE LOVE LUCKY LUCY LUKE MACHE PORKER MAMA PORKER MICHAEL MICHIGAN NICHOLAS OAK OINK PEARL PEEWEE PEPPY PIG PIGGY PINKY PLUSH PORKER PUFF REX PORKER ROSE RUKIA SAM SARAH SCOTT SHINE SNEEZY SNORT SPOT SQUEAKY STAR SUNSHINE THOMAS TINA TINY TULIP TWIN TWINKLE VERONICA WILBUR Porker was the first pig Nick got. It's the one with the yellow spot on his forehead. He got it from his aunt as a gift and painted it. PORKER GAMES: There used to be things called Porker Games where pigs played all these games. It doesn't happen for fun anymore, but it was turned into the Official Porker Games where the pigs participate for money and prize in the different series'. Anyway, these were the games they had. 1. Pass The Porker Pass The Porker is a game kind of like Hot Potato, actually, it's exactly like it except they pass the baby Peewee in a circle of all the pigs when he needs to poop, and whoever he poops on while he's being passed has to clean up him/herself and Peewee and gets back in the circle if Peewee has to poop again and then the game happens again. 2. Porker Hockey Porker Hockey is normal hockey except with pigs. There is two teams, goalies, defense, offense, and center. 3. Porker Stories Every porker gets in a circle around the fire at night and tells ghost stories. Pretty cool game, huh? 4. Hide 'n' Go Porker Hide 'n' Go Porker is hide and seek except with pigs. Every pig gets in a circle, I spin a flashlight, and whoever it's pointing to is the seeker. Then the seeker finds pigs until everyone has been found. PORKER ELECTIONS: Later on Nick decided that there should be Porker Presidents among his fellow pigs. So he came up with Porker elections, and there is a new Porker President each month. Here's the lineup of months so far: It started August 2007. AUGUST 2007: CHROME/PINKY AND BOB SEPTEMBER 2007: MICHIGAN OCTOBER 2007: HAPPY NOVEMBER 2007: DADDY PORKER DECEMBER 2007: NICHOLAS JANUARY 2008: FUZZ FEBRUARY 2008: BRIDE PORKER MARCH 2008: BRIDE PORKER-TERM 2 APRIL 2008: BRIDE PORKER-TERM 3 MAY 2008: COOL DUDE PORKER JUNE 2008: TWINKLE JULY 2008: JESUS PORKER AUGUST 2008: FLOYD SEPTEMBER 2008: MICHAEL OCTOBER 2008: HOG NOVEMBER 2008: DREAMY DECEMBER 2008: FLORIDA JANUARY 2009: FRANK FEBRUARY 2009: JOE MARCH 2009: IRIS APRIL 2009: SAM MAY 2009: JACOB JUNE 2009: SQUEAKY JULY 2009: PORKER Latest News: Porker is abusing his power as Porker President because he says he should have been picked from the start because he was the first pig ever. He is making all the pigs shine himself and no one gets any freedom. Other info: *Nick has had these pigs since 2003. *Information about the Official Porker Games is at Porker.com at ajmminc.com. *The Official Porker Games' sports are Pass The Porker, Porker Hockey, and Hide 'n' Go Porker. Porker Hockey, Pass The Porker, and Hide 'n' Go Porker rules have been changed in the Official Porker Games. |